April222014

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

9PM
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

9PM

(Source: slipandslut, via thenaebyrd777)

9PM

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via hiddlestoner21)

8PM

lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

(via vanweyden)

8PM

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via expectingvinny)

8PM
anotherwaytolove:

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

Those are cabbage leaves.

anotherwaytolove:

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

Those are cabbage leaves.

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via expectingvinny)

8PM

(Source: nsfwhumor, via expectingvinny)

8PM

maptitude1:

This world map in coins is made by Bedow; each continent is represented by coins from its own countries.

(Source: radandhungry, via flyin-downabackroad)

8PM
“People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.”

(thewriterandthewildflower)

I find this so incredibly beautiful and real

this is so simple yet it means so much. it’s incredible

(via earthlyvibes)

(via hiddlestoner21)

8PM

vagi2k14sodium:

this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions:

  • where did it come from
  • where did it go

(Source: trashboat, via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

7PM

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

7PM

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

image

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

7PM
scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

7PM
deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier
omg

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier

omg

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

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