July222014
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

4PM

m-azing:

genebeanbelcher:

CASUAL PHYSICAL INTIMACY

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HABITUAL, DOMESTIC AFFECTION

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COMFORTABLE TEASING AND TOUCHING

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D R A G O N M A R R I E D S

literally reblogging every one of these for caitie

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

4PM
trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

(via theycallmereba)

4PM

edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

(Source: lemidovato, via theycallmereba)

4PM
stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

(via allthedirtygirlswantbenedict)

4PM

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs, via allthedirtygirlswantbenedict)

4PM

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

yesss… my boyfriend and i did this once at the very beginning of our relationship and quickly realized that it may have been way too soon in the relationship for mario kart

(via allthedirtygirlswantbenedict)

4PM

sweeterin:

craigosaurus:

m4ge:

There are free maxi pads in bathrooms of the orlando airport. I cannot begin to tell you how happy this made me. I didn’t even need a pad and I was excited. Just. The thought of free pads. Available to you at no extra cost. Just in case. What a world we live in. I nearly started crying in the bathroom it made me so happy.

Petition for this to happen in every bathroom.

i don’t even have a vagina and i think this should be in every bathroom for those who do

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

4PM
“We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.”

(via paulwes)

Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

(via pleasedontcallmelhead)

Maybe this is why certain couples work better than others… if they show love in the same ways

(Source: psych-facts, via allthedirtygirlswantbenedict)

4PM
4PM
iampunkassbetch:

luckylittle:

Still love this

I’ve watched this ten times and it keeps getting better. That fucking smirk on mall cop’s face goes away so fast.

iampunkassbetch:

luckylittle:

Still love this

I’ve watched this ten times and it keeps getting better. That fucking smirk on mall cop’s face goes away so fast.

(Source: unpain, via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

3PM
fuckyeah-nerdery:

thethirdreel:

eveningowl:

manueluv:

searchingforknowledge:rosa—sparks:babywipesenthusiast:theanimalblog:



Seven month old Loki the European brown bear cub enjoys himself on a pedalo covered in his favourite treats including strawberry jam and grapes, left in the enclosure by staff at Blair Drummond Safari Park in Scotland.  Picture: Andrew Milligan/PA

Oh my god, I thought it was a paddle boat massacre

I honestly thought the bear had decided he’d had enough of the paddle boaters and ate them.


#I HAD THIS BEAR ALL WRONG

A MISUNDERSTOOD BEAR NAMED LOKI. THAT’S ALL THE WORLD NEEDS RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 

I bet you’re all emBEARassed now because you misjudged him.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thethirdreel:

eveningowl:

manueluv:

searchingforknowledge:rosa—sparks:babywipesenthusiast:theanimalblog:

Seven month old Loki the European brown bear cub enjoys himself on a pedalo covered in his favourite treats including strawberry jam and grapes, left in the enclosure by staff at Blair Drummond Safari Park in Scotland.  Picture: Andrew Milligan/PA

Oh my god, I thought it was a paddle boat massacre

I honestly thought the bear had decided he’d had enough of the paddle boaters and ate them.

#I HAD THIS BEAR ALL WRONG

A MISUNDERSTOOD BEAR NAMED LOKI. THAT’S ALL THE WORLD NEEDS RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 

I bet you’re all emBEARassed now because you misjudged him.

(via sonny-joon-wuz-here)

3PM

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

(via allthedirtygirlswantbenedict)

3PM
3PM

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via allthedirtygirlswantbenedict)

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